Hell, it's US politics - the Republicans have no viable candidate - why not go for it in Iowa - get the reporters all jizzed up?

chicagotribune.com Rick Santorum's work in Iowa paying off Once he was so invisible he said he felt like a 'potted plant' on the debate stage. Now he's expected to finish in the top three. By Robin Abcarian, Los Angeles Times January 3, 2012 Reporting from Perry, Iowa The hard work has finally paid off for the tortoise.

Hard work, my ass. Knock on doors, go to coffe shops, go to libraries, go to grocery stores, go to book stores, go to barber shops, talk to the locals. A candidate with half a fucking brain ought to be able to figure this out (no political analyst in America could, except for me, of course) and ought to be beating down the doors in Iowa and New Hampshire starting EIGHTEEN MONTHS before the primaries!

Rick Santorum, who got less debate time, raised less money and spent more time in Iowa than anyone, stood happily on a staircase at the historic Hotel Pattee. "We got here early, we got around," Santorum said. "And that's what this race has been all about, meeting with ordinary voters … and having extraordinary conversations." As his belly strained against the sweater vest that's become his signature, it's clear that he's shared a lot of snacks with Iowans at the 377 town hall meetings he's had in all 99 counties. "And I wasn't speed-dating," he said. This was the second of five town hall meetings Santorum hosted Monday. The three others would take place in Pizza Ranches, and all would be too small to contain the crowds now turning out for the guy once so invisible he said he felt like "a potted plant" on the debate stage. Now, he is expected to finish in the top three. Suddenly, evangelical conservatives have found a candidate. The crowd at his first stop, a cafe in Polk City, was so large people were turned away. At the Hotel Pattee, a hastily added stop, the crowd was lighter. A vacuum cleaner hummed in the background. Santorum spoke louder. "I guess we're interrupting the vacuuming," he said. "I have seven kids. I'm used to people not paying attention." Santorum town halls are usually low-key. But there was drama aplenty Monday. In Boone, paramedics were called after someone fainted. In Newton, a voter asked about the Santorums' loss of their premature baby, Gabriel, who died hours after birth in 1996. They brought his body home because they wanted their other children to say goodbye. Karen Santorum, who was making a rare appearance, burst into tears. It was an emotional end to the final day of campaigning. Or perhaps, for Santorum, an emotional beginning. robin.abcarian@latimes.com Copyright © 2011, Los Angeles Times