Chicago Tribune Goes Into War-Mongering Mode; Declares War on Iran

'Tis truly the pity, but this nation's press corpse just LUVS to declare Iran the big Bogey Man. Sadly, what they don't understand, is that for the U.S. to wage war against Iran (Why? Because we want the SHAH back, and Iran can NEVER be forgiven for having deposed OUR GUY, taken 'Murcan citizens hostages, holding them for 400+ days (in a back door deal worked by the Ray-Gun Ad-mis-ministray-Shun, the hostages were not released until AFTER RAYGUN took his oath of office, the better to seal the deal and make the Grade B actor, who co-starred and got second billing acting with a MONKEY, who was a communist, as in card-carrying memeber of the party, who flipped on his Hollywood acquaintances, wanted to ensure Ronnie RAYGUN secure entry into the Republicrat Hall of Presidential Fame ... of such stuff are heroes, and legends made."

So, anyway, the tribune goes all phawkin' nutz and assumes its readers are as dense as its eidtors, reporters, and colmunists (which, if they get the Trib home delivered, is a fairly safe assumption).

www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/editorials/ct-edit-iran-20111012,0,1962701.story

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The quiet war erupts

oh my! an erupting quiet war? I thought MOST of the war USA's is fightins were quiet. Oh, the difference here, is that most of the 120 other wars have yet to erupt. Warning to US military, CIA, people - when you go to war with Iran, you come dangerously close to picking on an enemy of your own size. We couldn't defeat the Viet Cong, the North Koreans, Poverty (which has no army, no navy, no air-force, no munitions, no bombs,) nor Drugs (which too have no army, no navy, no air-force, no munitions, no bombs,). Fact of the matter is, we would be well-advised to wage war on countries like Panama and Grenada, where the military can go in (no debate in congress) shoot 'em up pretty good, spirit away their lead, and declare victory before the thing is broadcast live on Turner Network Television.

Iranian agents accused of plotting assault on U.S. soil

Iranian agent ACCUSED of plotting assault on U.S. soil? What are they going to do? Nuke U.S. soil? Sexually assualt U.S. soil? How did these evil ones intend to defile U.S. soil? Enquiring minds wants us to know!

October 12, 2011


For years, Iran has quietly waged war against the U.S., allying with and arming this nation's enemies. Now that war has come to U.S. soil.

Time the fuck out! To ally with one nation's enema's and arm that nation's enema's rises to the status of QUIETLY WAGING WAR AGAINST THAT NATION? Then what the fuck does Iran think about the U.S. arming and subsidizing and buy9ing hi tech crap from the fuckin' Israeli's -

WHO ROUTINELY SPY ON U.S. HI TECH COMPANIES, AND WHO ALSO ATTACKED THE U.S.S. LIBERTY IN 1967, CAUSING MASSIVE DAMAGE TO THE VESSEL, KILLING SEAMEN, AND BEING JUST ABOUT THE GREATEST CLUSTERFUCK THAT EVER BEFELL A U.S. NAVAL VESSEL SINCE THE END OF THE 19TH CENTURY - an act of war for which TO THIS DAY, Israel has not apologized. If we want to make the world safer, then it should be the U.S. goverrnment's policy to 'take out' by hook or by crook every member of Masad that also belongs to the Likud par-tay

Attorney General Eric Holder said Tuesday that federal authorities have foiled a plot by men linked to the Iranian government to kill the Saudi Arabian ambassador to the United States by exploding a bomb, possibly at a Washington, D.C., restaurant.

Just how strong now IS that link? And if they wanted to kill the Saudi ambassador, how the fuck is this a declaration of war on 'Murica? Sounds far more like a declaration of war on Saudi Arabia, or, more specifically, on the HOUSE OF SAUD, which is as evil and influential an enema as any that the U.S. government and U.S. peoples face in the world today. These mutah fuckahs got so damn much money, and HATE the US and its military cluster fucks in the middle East.

This chilling news caps a long, slow, deliberate escalation of Iranian provocation:

• Iran's elite military unit, the Revolutionary Guards, armed its allies in Iraq and Afghanistan to target U.S. troops and accelerate the U.S. military withdrawal. U.S. defense officials say Iranian-supplied weapons have killed U.S. soldiers.

It's okay - U.S.-supplied weapons to Saddam have killed 100's of 1,000's of Iranian citizens

• Iranian speedboats have challenged U.S. and allied warships in the Persian Gulf, setting up a series of near-collisions. The U.S. response? An overture to Iran, to set up a military-to-military hotline to defuse such clashes. Tehran's answer: Forget it.

OMG - Curse you Iranian speed boats! You give us the finger! You disrespect us! What a fuckin' cry-baby reporter!

• American officials say Iran has forged an alliance with al-Qaida, allowing the terrorist organization safe passage to send cash, arms and fighters to its operations in Pakistan and Afghanistan.

American officials say

okay, so THESE assholes, whomever they are, are feeding this unregurgitated bull shit to the Trib reporter who probably got an erection hearing it from the horses' lying mouths. Umm, REALLY, Iran and Al Qaida?

• Iran has armed the terrorists of Hamas in Gaza and dispatched thousands of rockets to Hezbollah terrorists in Lebanon, posing a direct threat to Israel, a key U.S. ally.

The US supplies billions of $s a year to the Israeli make war on defenseless Gazans complex -- as previously hinted at -- Israel is the worst fucking ally one could have on the planet! We would be better of nuking the piece of shit country (if only some way could be figured to avoid taking out the Palestinians and the West Gazans. The direct threat to Israel posed by the Lebanese resistence is that the Lebanese resistance KICKED PUSSY ISRAEL'S ASS! Clearly, it's much easier to win a fight where you control what armamants the other side gets.

A quiet, largely client-based war. But this war is no longer quiet.

Quite, largely client-based war. You fucking slay me you hack fucking stenographer!

Holder called the plot "an international conspiracy by elements of the Iranian government."

Holder said the two men charged, Manssor Arbabsiar and Gholam Shakuri, are connnected to the Quds Force, a division of the Revolutionary Guards, the power behind Iran's ruling mullahs. Arbabsiar was arrested and reportedly provided details of the plot, but Shakuri is still at large.

"In addition to holding these individual conspirators accountable for their alleged role in this plot, the United States is committed to holding Iran accountable for its actions," he said.

Gonna hold 'em accountable for ther alleged role? What the fuck if it transpires that they are NOT GUILY? ARE WE STILL gonna hold the poor bastards accountable for their alleged role? (Probably, yes, fuckin' A)

So what will the U.S. response be? How will the U.S. hold Iran accountable? By slapping on more economic sanctions? By rushing out a furious diplomatic cable?

I wonder who exactly the offical was that leadked this story, and whether or not he holds joint US-Israel citizenship. And I wonder is some jew-boy editor just got his rocks off jerkin' off while writing this piece of crap hit piect. WE ARE CANCELLING OUR CHICAGO TRIBUNE IN THIE HOUSE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. How do you like THAT you worhtless pieces of shit?

Iran is a state sponsor of terrorism. We should learn more about how complicit its leaders were in this attempt to stage a terrorist attack in the U.S. that would have targeted an ally and most likely claimed U.S. lives.

The US is the greatest terrorist force on the planet. So what the fuck? We stage terrorist attackes EVERY"WHERE, especially on our own citizens both IN and outside of America. GO GO USA

Iran continues to develop a nuclear program. It is a state sponsor of terrorism with a determination to go nuclear. Round after round of economic sanctions haven't deterred Iran, which is closer to atomic bomb-building capability. The Iranians may have conducted experimental work to develop warheads to deliver nuclear payloads.

WEAEL WORDS - at least they get it right - develop a nuclear PROGRAM which, bt(fuckin)w is several orders of magnitudes removed from deveoping a nuclear WEAPONS program, right?

And now, it appears, Iranian agents were plotting to launch an assault in Washington. The war has come home. The fucking war has BEEN home all the long - the propaganda war being waged by the US government and media elites against the basically dumber than ducks 'Murcun Pubics' wonder who wins this round?